Monday, February 12, 2007

oompa loompa doompadee doo..

You know what irritates me? It irritates me to see people who try to pretend they are tan. Being orange in the middle of winter is NOT natural. Being orange when you KNOW you are nowhere near that shade, when you are physically totally incapable of ever being that shade, is just RIDICULOUS. Loud fake tans are not at all sexy. No. Just no. Just say no. If you are going to tan, make it subtle. Think "glow" not "burnt." A hint of gold, not a bright shade of orange.

Just like not everyone can rock the same bright red lipstick, not everyone can rock a tan. Know what works on you. Please stop looking like oompaloompas, ladies.


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